(07-09-2016, 06:21 PM)AlexPombo4 Wrote: 1. You are making out with your girlfriend, then u start pullin
her panties then she ask; what are u trying to do?
Ans; I want to wash it for u.
2. When its raining and someone notice u going out, yet they
ask, are u going out in this rain?
Ans; No, in the next one.
... 3. Someone calls u at 2am and ask if u are sleeping..?
Ans: No, i'm picking beans.
4. They see u coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask,
did u just have a bath?
Ans: No, i fell into the toilet bowl
5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor
going to ur office, yet they ask, are u going up?
Ans: No, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me.
6. Your boyfriend comes home wit a bunch of flowers, and u
stil ask, are those flowers?
Ans; No baby, they are carrots
7. When they see you lying down with ur eyes closed and they
still ask are u sleeping?
Ans: No, i'm training to die...
8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw
you and asked what are u doin here?
Ans: I'm here to pay my school fees..
9. You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocs,
asking is anyone there?
Ans: No, na shit lock the door....mtcheew!
10. They see u comin back from school and they still ask, are
u back?
Ans; No! I still dey school.