[Mhiz Rebecca]

You're eating bread and akara yet you're updating your status with "I
love this Burger" - God is watching you.
Your account balance reads N0.20 yet you're singing "She must chop
my money" - God is watching you.
You go buy pant for alaba-suru market (bend down select), yet you
come write "I love my new Victoria Secret" - God is watching you.
Your mom sells stock fish and your dad changes money, you turn
around and say your parents are into stock exchange! - God is
watching you.
Your home is having a night vigil with some folks and you write
down "Clubin Thinz" on your PM - God is watching you.
18 years old and you're dating a bros of 41 years and your PM says
"Can't wait to see my baby" - God punish you - Is that your baby or
your daddy?
You and your friend are on seperate okada and you tweeted "Convoy
Thinz" - God is watching you
Your mother and your sister have pot belly and you insist your
girlfriend has a flat tummy - God is watching you.
You update your BBM status with "I love ONLY you boo" and 45
girls/boys message your privately with "Thanks luv" - God is
watching you.
You're 34 and you're still playing for the Nigeria's Under 21 football
team - God is watching you.
You know the baby belongs to that youth corper at your office, but
you told your husband "Honey, I'm pregnant" - God is watching you.
You travel go Togo, come back Naija dey speak British English - God
is watching you.
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ADVICE: Please lets learn to be ourselves and be proud of who we
are; no need to lie to impress anyone.