[Mhiz Rebecca]

Another information is coming in that a dragon have
made away with $486 million, a loan given to Nigeria by
world bank
This was revealed to newsmen by Lai Muhammad
minutes after the money was received from world
bank, on landing the Nigerian soil, the money was
made away by unknown dragon.
Briefing Newsmen after Plenary, Lai Muhammad said
that since the money could not be accounted for, or
on his bank account the money was transfer into,
maybe this time Dragon have made away with the
money.
He said;
“I think, this country is becoming a huge joke. First of
all, it was the rodents that drove away the president
and then we now have snakes consuming about N36
million and now we have monkeys raiding farmhouse.
So, they don’t want this to be said but I believe that
we should be very clear.”
This is coming after a shocking confession of an
official of the Joint Admission and Matriculation
Board, JAMB, which claimed that a mysterious snake
allegedly swallowed N36 million naira, from the
Board’s vault, which she made from the sale of
scratch cards, another that of a monkey which
swallowed 70 million naira.