[Mhiz Rebecca]

If ANIMALS could access
FACEBOOK……. …..These are most
likely to be their STATUS UPDATES.
COCKROACH:- ” Hi Friends, I Just
find out say BAGON na Ice Cream,
Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef
CHICKEN :- ” If you don’t see My
status update tomorrow, it means
i’m being served as Food at a
nearby’ CHICKEN REPUBLIC ‘….We shall meet in Heaven! ‘
PIG :- ” Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i
Dirty, Na wetin concern… them…nonsense ! ”.
RAM:- “Yehhh!!!!….S ALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your
Hand ooooo…”
RAT:- ”Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for
this house, Imagine….. Dem wan use trap catch me…Na today?
SPIDER :- “I’m planning to build something like a Third Mainland
Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my
plans sha”
DOG :- ” I hate calabar people with Passion!! Lol