[Mhiz Rebecca]

King of jokes . A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who
lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were
you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the
son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?"
"Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching
porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even
know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes
in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother..